The Things that We Say!

I have written a couple of times about my love attempts at a love life. I have stated that I am on a couple of dating sites. I have also blown off some steam at the way people are and aren’t treated on these sites. I got enough comments back to let me know that most of you enjoyed my humorous time spent in the pursuit of finding someone to go out with.

Well, it occurred to me that writers make mistakes; we write things that just don’t quite come out the way we meant for them to. So, I took the liberties of pulling a few lines out of the descriptions of themselves and what they want from women’s profiles on one dating site.

They are from a lot of women, no one was named, and since anyone could look at the site and see these same lines, I am not breaking any privacy anythings as far as I know! So enjoy. I have put some of my own thoughts after the statements and after the ***

“Women Say the Darndest Things”

My career is very demanding which leaves NO time for BS or non sense in any relationship. I have a drama FREE lifestyle,
***how can you have a very demanding career and no drama? I think that is the BS.

NO MARRIED-SEPARATED OR OVER WEIGHT MEN! **ONLY CAUCASIAN NEED APPLY**
***Well, isn’t she special? She certainly knows what she wants. Nothing about having your teeth, or a brain in your head, not even a job

If you have drama and are working through it…Don’t contact me.
***Hmmm

I don’t fix B.S.or drama,and I don’t want to be your mother.
***Lordie! I am so happy to hear that

Blah, blah, blah. Filling up this field. Still need more.
Maybe this is enough.
Ugh. Isn’t this beyond four sentences. Aren’t computer programs supposed to make everything easier?
*** Now, this one isn’t going to talk to someone who didn’t want to bother with a profile. Well, she might…I don’t want to talk to her either way.

Profession        Have 1 (her response)
*** I am glad. However, you could say a dumpster lady has a profession.

When life hands u lemons to hell with the lemonade add tequila and make it a snake bite!
***I don’t need to comment on this – it’s great as it is!

Short trips in short planes? What did you say?

I enjoy taking short trips in the car or flying to another country.
***And those fit together how?

I just want to enjoy my life with no drama, or game playing!
***Ah…doesn’t everyone?

Please have No drama.. No alcohol or drug problems
***Now, she has taken all the fun out of it. I wonder what her ex was like?

I’m very laid back, easy goin and a simple woman that would like to find a hardworking, independent man
***You are laid back and easy goin but you want the guy to be hardworking and independent…sounds like a moocher, doesn’t it?

My name is xxxxx, I enjoy watching football, and NASCAR.
***Dating anonymous…I can see the group all saying in unison, “Hello xxxxxx.”

Short and sweet tonight. Just wanted you to smile a bit.

Oh, and to be fair. The young woman I spoke of in the other post who didn’t answer and didn’t call me back…her phone got wet and stopped working, she didn’t have my number (it was on the phone), and her mother was very ill. We are going to try again.

Namaste,
Scott