Life Among the Tested

My daughter is going through that nasty part of life where you have to “earn” your license via testing for State, Federal, or whatever board, group, sect, etc… needs to “prove” you are good enough for them.  For here it’s her National Boards for her practicing Psychological testing.  That’s not the official name, but, well honestly, who cares?

Anyway, this is a humongous test taking hours, costing your first-born, and giving you permission to do what you just earned your Doctorate to do.  I went through all this with my teaching licenses. Side story – when I was taking one of my many teaching exams, I sat down and the woman up front, whose breath was dusty from repetition and so forth, told me that the test would start in 10 minutes.

If I was not in my seat at that moment, I would not be testing.

If I talked, I would not be testing.

If I distracted others I would not be testing, so I needed to be ready.

I had to go to the bathroom.  I got up, could not find the men’s room, so I knocked on the women’s restroom, and said that I had to go and was coming in (there was no one in there, by the way).  I went, returned, and sat down.

Worst part?  I had 2 hours to finish the test.  I was not “allowed” to leave early and had not brought anything with me.  I finished in about 50 minutes, including checking my answers.  I had to “sit” and not sleep for fear of yawning or snoring for 70 minutes while everyone else finished.  Yes, I passed.  This happened a second time, though without the restroom ordeal.

Anyway, I was talking to my daughter about this testing and realized that they need a “disclaimer” on tests, just like on medicines.  It would look something like this:

The taking of this test in oral, written, or electronic fashion can cause:

  • Chest pain or discomfort
  • Chills or hot flushes
  • Derealization (feelings of unreality) or depersonalization (being detached from oneself)
  • Fear of losing control
  • Feeling dizzy, unsteady, lightheaded, or faint
  • Feeling of choking
  • Nausea or abdominal distress
  • Palpitations or tachycardia
  • Paresthesias
  • Sensations of shortness of breath or smothering
  • Sense of impending doom
  • Sweating
  • Trembling or shaking

If more than one test is taken in short order, so that several are taken in any 6 month period, the individual may find:

* Difficult to control the worry.

* Restlessness or feeling keyed up or on edge

*  Feeling of being easily fatigued

*  Difficulty concentrating or mind going blank

*  Irritability

*  Muscle tension

*  Sleep disturbance

Research has also shown that patients suffering from test-taking are generally more sensitive to physiologic changes than nontest-taking patients, and test-taking sufferers are even more sensitive to these than panic disorder patients. Objective testing, (how do you objectively test on test-takers?) however, reveals that physiologic changes between test-taking and nontest-taking patients are comparable. This heightened sensitivity leads to diminished autonomic flexibility, which may be the result of faulty central information processing in test-taking persons.

I know that I had many of these symptoms for many years, especially during college (hmm, and marriage).  It is my own opinion that, for the ease of benefit to the psychological health of all individuals that testing of any type be removed from education and all working situations.  While this may play havoc with the governmental and educational organizations, keeping them from their bureaucratic impediments to our growth and success, I think it is a necessary implementation that will prove out to be both beneficial to the individuals and society alike in the long run.

Tea anyone?

Credits ________________________________________________________________

The above information was gathered (and altered) from the symptoms and such for Anxiety Disorders and has been used for entertainment purposes only.   The source of the original information used was from:

Cleveland Clinic: Center for Continuing Education;  Anxiety Disorders – Jess Rowney, Teresa Hermida, and Donald Malone

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  • 4amWriter  On March 7, 2013 at 6:54 pm

    I was never a good tester when it was multiple choice, but I usually did really well on the essays. That’s one of the reasons I stuck with English Lit as a degree even though I didn’t know what the heck I was going to do with it, because there were no tests, only papers. And I really enjoyed writing papers! 🙂


    • kindredspirit23  On March 7, 2013 at 7:36 pm

      I understand that.
      With computers, now, it is so much easier than when it was manual research and a manual typewriter.


  • Carol Wuenschell  On March 5, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    It would never work to get rid of all testing, but I know what you mean. Tests – with their inevitable time pressure and lack of opportunity to look up anything you can’t remember – usually do not very much resemble the real world situations where one uses the knowledge being tested. We do not live by cramming and regurgitating.


    • kindredspirit23  On March 5, 2013 at 5:19 pm

      Well, it was, basically, satire. I do think, however, that we put too much emphasis on tests, especially in the lower grades. I know that they are the main way to find out if students understand what they have been taught, but I don’t think we do it correctly in such a way that it does what they really intend.


  • thehappyhugger  On March 5, 2013 at 12:48 pm

    That sounds so stressful. Good luck to your daughter.


  • bert0001  On March 5, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    I will also take some tea 🙂


  • behindthemaskofabuse  On March 4, 2013 at 11:54 pm

    i’ll take tea over testing any day! 😉


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