If you haven’t had time for the news lately, I will help you condense it all! Here are 25 news items I have read recently. At one phrase per item, you can catch up quickly!
News Clips that are taking the world by storm…
1) Woman sues Capt Crunch – says crunch berries not real!
2) Blind Golden Retriever – Ray Charles – has FB page and 19,000 friends!
3) Python Massage big hit!
4) Snail Facial works well?
5) Man messes up Disney proposal
6) Two guys and a shark share small boat
7) Sushi Bar goes adults only
8) Woman finds out BF cheating – puts his stuff in various locations
9) Female goes inside to get out of storm – hit by lightning anyway
10) English Kate shows baby bump
11) Miley poses nude for charity
12) Man swims Detroit river drunk – may get up to $25,000 fine
13) OJ makes parting statement in court case – may get in trouble again
14) Couple pulls $1million lottery scratch off from trash
15) Child covers sibling in diaper cream to keep out sun
16) Moose stuck in swing set – Ranger frees him
17) Global warming debate heats up
18) Justin Bieber pees in bucket
19) Huge mosquitoes infest Florida
20) Sharon Stone stuns at 55 in bikini
21) Bees bungle plane departure
22) Woman sleeps on man’s lap in plane for hours
23) Psychic has man wanting refund for $212,000 arrested
24) Thief caught – stuck in chimney
25) Dead woman wakes up as surgeons prepare to take “donated” organs
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Namaste,
Scott
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Your way of presentation makes them interesting and funny news clips. Last one is really good. Python massage? is it true? horrible.
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Yeah, that one bothered me a lot.
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Gossip, nothing but gossip, even when disaster strikes or election results are out, or not out yet. … but then, people hate me for saying that, especially the journalists and the audience.
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Pretty much spot on, though!
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😉
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Crazy funny. 😀
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That’s what I was going for!
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