“One if by Land, Two if by Sea, and None Ain’t So Hot Either”
By Scott L Vannatter – 100 Words
George and the Stollepers had been at war for 32 years. He took pride in the fact his home had never been breached. The mountain wall behind and the sheer forest in front made attack difficult. He had Oldham stand sentry 1st shift and his brothers took care of the rest. They used the Paul Revere method for notification: quick and simple.
George was enjoying a fresh martini and the attentions of one Bette Marina when the rumbling started. Before he could move, George’s living room floor erupted in a mess and the digging machine, filled with the enemy, attacked.