Just for Fun (For a Change)

The following list of clever words was sent to me in an email.  I am not sure who the author(s) was/were, but hereby give credit that I didn’t create them or their definitions.  Just enjoy!

1. ARBITRATOR
A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s

2. BERNADETTE
The act of torching a mortgage.

3. BURGLARIZE
What a crook sees through.

4. AVOIDABLE
What a bullfighter tries to do.

5. EYEDROPPER
Clumsy ophthalmologist.

6. CONTROL
A short, ugly inmate.

7. COUNTERFEITER
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

8. ECLIPSE
What an English barber does for a living.

9. LEFT BANK
What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.

10. HEROES
What a man in a boat does

11. PARASITES
What you see from the Eiffel Tower.

12. PARADOX
Two physicians.

13. PHARMACIST
A helper on a farm.

14. POLARIZE
What penguins see through.

15. PRIMATE
Remove your spouse from in front of TV.

16. RELIEF
What trees do in the spring.

17. RUBBERNECK
What you do to relax your wife.

18. SELFISH
What the owner of a seafood store does.

19. SUDAFED
Brought litigation against a government official.

20. PARADIGMS
Twenty cents

 

Namaste,

Scott

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