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Friday Fictioneers – “Row, Row, Row!” Humorous PG13

Friday Fictioneers run by Rochelle!  See mine below and the rest > HERE<. Enjoy!!!

Source: PHOTO PROMPT – Copyright – Georgia Koch Reused license assumed. Click Pic for Page

Row, Row, Row!

By Scott L Vannatter – 100 Words

Derik looked out over the vastness of the ocean. Their dilemma made him more than a little nervous.

He looked at Cecil.

“What? You are still blaming me for the yacht going down, aren’t you?”

Derik answered with silence.

“I knew it! Well, it was an accident. The flare gun went off and the container of fuel…”

He began to lay down.

“Don’t!” Derik hollered, scaring him.

“What’s the matter?”

Don’t use the sleeping bag. It’s been two weeks and you look like a damn sandwich in it.”

“So? What are you….OWW!”

“Sorry, I tried to tell you.”

“Taste good!?”

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Namaste,

Scott

Friday Fictioneers – “Get Your Kicks…” Rated PG13 Humorous

Rochelle W. and Friday Fictioneers – the two go with each other well.  My contribution for the week follows the photo prompt.  For the others, click >HERE< and enjoy!

PHOTO PROMPT – © Copyright Jean L. Hays Reuse License assumed. Click pic for page

“Get Your Kicks…”

By Scott L Vannatter – 100 Words

Herbert was losing hope. He knew he had never had any “kicks,” so someone had taken them.

Now he had found where to look. Problem was he had been driving on this highway for several weeks without finding anything. The police were even beginning to know his car. Two had stopped him and when he had told them what he was looking for, they had said if he found them in their jurisdiction, they would put him away.

Now, he was suspicious that the police were involved in the theft of his “kicks.”

He was running out of gas money.

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Namaste,

Scott

Friday Fictioneers – “Bah” – Rated PG13 Humorous

Well, Christmas is here and I am sick with the flu.  While I recuperated, I thought I would create my weekly entry for Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneers, 100 words (more or less) based on the photo prompt (below).  My contribution follows the prompt; the rest are >HERE<.  Enjoy!!!

Source: PHOTO PROMPT – Copyright -Björn Rudberg License for reuse assumed. Click pic for page.

“Bah”

By Scott L Vannatter (100 words)

Gifford walked quickly up the grassy steps. He had heard it; now, he wanted to see it. He slowed near the top and peeked. Yes, there it was in the distance. Magnificent specimen.

He approached slowly and quietly. He took a pic with his phone and took notes. It was about 3 feet long, green with photoluminescent pods creating a light red on its underbelly. The noise sounded like electrical lines out in the country. He was fascinated.

The creature turned and saw him. The noise grew and it shuffled toward him. He ran. It was the dreaded Christmas humbug.

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Namaste (and Merry Christmas),

Scott

Friday Fictioneers – One Toke Over the Line – Rated R – Humorous

Rochelle brings us Friday Fictioneers and the picture prompt below.  My contribution is below the pic; the rest are >HERE<.  Enjoy!!!

Source: PHOTO PROMPT – Copyright – Douglas M. MacIlroy Click Pic for Page – Reuse License Assumed

One Toke Over the Line

By Scott L Vannatter – 100 words

Galen watched as Henrietta moved the insect in circles as she spun her threads of death. He was amazed at how fast she worked and the pitch she was putting into her efforts.

“Getting done?” He called to the Widow in Black.

“Yes, Galen. I should have it all wrapped up in a minute.”

Ignoring the horrible pun, Galen continued. “That’s a bit different than usual.”

“Yeah, I’m rolling a roach.”

“But, that’s not…” Galen trailed off. He did not even know where to start this one. After her last big failure to search the web, he just stayed away.

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Namaste,

Scott

Friday Fictioneers “An Enigma” – Humorous PG

Rochelle brings us Friday Fictioneers – 1 Pic for Prompt – 100 words to write with – Mine is below; the rest are >HERE< Enjoy!!!

Source: PHOTO PROMPT – Copyright – Sandra Crook Reuse License assumed. Click pic for source

“An Enigma”

By Scott L Vannatter – 100 Words

Detective Joel looked at the area of the wreck. Thousands of small plastic balls, short dowel rods, tiny dice, petite cups, slips of paper, bits of string, and other assorted items were scattered all around the area. The overturned truck nearby read “Olsen’s Novelties.” His cell phone rang.

“Yes, Chief.”

“Well, how’s it going?”

“Well, Sir. Just have a few things to work out.”

Here it comes…

“Well, out with it, Son. You said in your initial report that this one would be a tough one. Something about a thousand puzzles to solve.”

Oh how he loved his work, sometimes…

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Namaste,

Scott

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